Hobosexual

Walked into Walmart to grab two gallons of spring water for Zoey. As soon as I walked in a man looking homeless adjacent said “how you doing beautiful?” He caught me off guard so I jumped and said “oh I’m doing fine thanks” and continued speed walking to the water aisle. Well I stopped for some paper towels and Clorox wipes and then hit the water aisle. I look up and the man is in front of me 🙄 meaning he followed me around the store. 

He said “I just wanna tell you that you are absolutely beautiful” I said “that is kind, thank you” he said “are you married?” I said “no” he said “are you from here?” I said no, and kept walking. He was keeping up with me. He said “what’s your name? I would love to get to know you” I stopped rolled my eyes slightly and said “I’m just not interested and have no time for this but thank you for the compliments” he tried to say more, but I was already walking away. I know it takes men courage but with that courage use wisdom. He legit looked like he sleeps under the over pass and from time to time at the bottom of a liquor bottle 😂 you gotta stay in your lane. Go pickup a chick at the liquor store or something. 

After checkout I was walking out and this same man was sitting on a wheelchair cart talking to a woman on the phone and told me to have a nice day 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

It’s bad enough he’s not aware of “lanes” and that he was outside of his but tried to make me a side chick 🤦🏽‍♀️😩😂 the sheer AUDACITY of these dusties has hit a fever pitch. I’ve had enough bums to last a lifetime, I don’t need a legit one.